The comments on news articles make me lose faith in humanity
"Harvey… I sat in that room today and listened to you tell me that ever since the day we met, you’ve had to cross one line after another… I’m tired of putting the people I care about in jeopardy…Harvey, You gave me permission to point the finger at you. Give me permission to go.”
#AU in which Arthur gets more than one episode to adjust to Merlin having magic and ofc he takes it badly but as the series moves on he sees just what Merlin has done for him and starts to rethink his whole attitude to magic and they slowly build the trust up between them again until Arthur even asks Merlin to show him some of his spells and pretends to be totally unimpressed ‘You’re telling me the greatest sorcerer to walk the earth can only make a little fire dragon?’ ‘OH A BUTTERFLY THAT’S MUCH BETTER MERLIN, REALLY, HOW COULD I EVER DOUBT YOUR POWER’ fast forward a few episodes and we’ve got Merlin and Arthur kicking ass on the battlefield and JESUS FUCK WHY WASN’T THIS WHAT HAPPENED?!!!
Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.
#everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political motherfucker to ever draw cartoons for newspapers of all time basically#he was of german and jewish descent and got bullied a lot as a kid#then he grew up and drew cartoons for the school paper#and when he got fired for being to fucking real for the paper to handle he made up a new name and KEPT SUBMITTING THEM ANYWAY#BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKED AROUND FOR A SECOND#DID YOU KNOW DR SEUSS DID A FEATURE LENGTH DOCUMENTARY AFTER WWII ABOUT HOW WWII WASN’T ACTUALLY OVER AND THE NAZIS WERE STILL ALL AROUND#IT WAS CREEPY AS ALL FUCK AND MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW#IT WON A FUCKING OSCAR OR SOME SHIT#HE DID KIDS BOOKS ON A WHIM HIS REAL TALENT WAS DISMANTLING FASCIST REGIMES WITH ADORABLE BLACK AND WHITE SKETCHES OF TURTLES#OH YEAH AND YURTLE THE TURTLE WAS ABOUT HITLER#AND THE SNEECHES WERE ABOUT SEGREGATION#SO FUCK Y’ALL AND YOUR CANDY-ASS VISION OF DR SEUSS
I think almost all of his stories have a deeper meaning and Horton Hears a who was written as an apology to the Japanese after WWII